Mood: weee!

Okay, so I only need two hands to count down the days until my birthday. Why is this cool, you ask? Cause I'm finally getting a camera!! My very own camera!

Oh, and my sister gave me some early birthday gifts...

I got:

The Zombie Survival Guide; Complete Protection From the Living Dead by Max Brooks
and...
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson

Anyway, I wanted to share the most important zombie fighting tips with you guys. They are outlined on the back of the zombie guide.

1. ORganize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3.Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading
5. Ideal protection = Tight clothes and short hair
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The Zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on!

This is prolly the best book I have ever read.

It really clears up a lot of myths...

Like, zombies are afraid of fire. WRONG! Zombies don't feel pain! And while you are able to burn the zombie until it is ashes... Well, burning human flesh takes hours! So undead flesh would take just as long. Also, while they are on fire, these bastards are still walking around! So it does more damage to you then it does to them.

Though fire is man's best friend when it comes to properly disposing the bodies. Because the zombie virus cannot survive in the extreme heat, let alone an open flame.

Though you should be careful... cause a huge fire would be a becan for other zombies.

My Lovely Bastard



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